Scorned acorns on clean dishes

Why the fuck has a dishwasher company never been in cahoots with a plate/bowl manufacturer? None of that shit fits properly.

-Acorned

^thisneverhappens^

Scorned acorns is all-knowing

I see you there thinking you are some kind of intelligent being, I'll let you in on a secret. You aren't. Wait a second, it's not a secret. I guarantee that right now someone you know, knows you, or passed you by earlier is telling somebody else about your douchlike qualities. Stop thinking that you are the omnipresent gift of cool, and that everyone thinks you are some kind of 'cool cat'. You're not. Actually on that note, stop pondering about yourself in general, how self-centered and uncool is that? Introspective? Fuck that shit.
Don't even think about existing, or I'll go all Descartes on your ass.

-Acorned