Are you fucking serious? What the fuck is this show anyway? I have been half watching it on mute and she is still pissing me off. Fuck this show. Stop giving her shows.
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Thursday, March 17, 2011
Scorned Acorns calls for swift justice
Are you fucking serious? What the fuck is this show anyway? I have been half watching it on mute and she is still pissing me off. Fuck this show. Stop giving her shows.
Wednesday, March 16, 2011
Scorned Acorns wants to share thoughts on acting.
This may seem a little irrelevant but all my life I've been ( i suppose you could call it) haunted by this thought: what if actors' characters always had to keep the same name? i.e. If your name was Walter, than every character you played would be referred to as 'Walter'. This would make the whole celebrity obsession a whole lot easier, because it would be so much simpler to remember all these famous people's names. Also, previews could really get away with some extra intensity by not revealing who is in the movie, but releasing the name. situation:
*gun lying on the table*
"I've got to do it."
(fade to black)
*female lead*
"No, you don't!"
(fade to black)
*Trenchcoat pocket*
"Some things just have to be done."
(fade to black)
*Voiceover*
"It was just a matter of time."
*female lead*
"NO JOHNNY!!!"
PARTS OF THE DEAD FOUR IN THEATHERS MARCH THIRTIETH.
so, who is it?
Depp?
Let's face it, everyone is going to go to this movie hoping that it stars him.
Cena?
(And let's face it, with this kind of script you know you want John Cena more than any other wrestler/actor out there. Besides maybe Dwayne Johnson, but he couldn't be in this movie (see how that works?)
Bravo?
Hells yes! he needs to make a return to the silver screen in a big way. This could be his last chance.
Or a whole bunch of movies like that one charlie chaplin one will be released where there is a ridiculous amount of actors playing the same role.
Now that is a shift in cinema i can get excited for.
Unfortunately this is not ever going to happen. People will be able to display their acting 'chops' under any pseudonym they wish, or rather, the screenwriter wishes. but I am of the opinion that certain celebrity status can overthrow such decisions. Like if Samuel Jackson wanted to be named Loretta in his upcoming action/comedy spoof of rush hour called Yin Yang: Undercover then the studio would succumb to his wishes.
Think about it, if your real name was on every character you will ever play, you would probably try your best in that role, no half-assed Nicolas Cage BS where he can do something as awesome as Adaptation and follow it up with Ghost Rider. Like think about it, that movie COULD have been SOOOO fantastic, the fucking bad-ass story practically writes itself. HOW did they manage to fuck that up? well, if his main character was Nick, maybe it could have turned out better.
Remember he's just an example, pretty much all of Hollywood works like this. i'll give it a little extra effort if you throw in a couple more million. Fuck. These people are professionals.
Imma fuck up T-Swift.
-Acorned.
*gun lying on the table*
"I've got to do it."
(fade to black)
*female lead*
"No, you don't!"
(fade to black)
*Trenchcoat pocket*
"Some things just have to be done."
(fade to black)
*Voiceover*
"It was just a matter of time."
*female lead*
"NO JOHNNY!!!"
PARTS OF THE DEAD FOUR IN THEATHERS MARCH THIRTIETH.
so, who is it?
Depp?
Cena?
Bravo?
Or a whole bunch of movies like that one charlie chaplin one will be released where there is a ridiculous amount of actors playing the same role.
Now that is a shift in cinema i can get excited for.
Unfortunately this is not ever going to happen. People will be able to display their acting 'chops' under any pseudonym they wish, or rather, the screenwriter wishes. but I am of the opinion that certain celebrity status can overthrow such decisions. Like if Samuel Jackson wanted to be named Loretta in his upcoming action/comedy spoof of rush hour called Yin Yang: Undercover then the studio would succumb to his wishes.
Think about it, if your real name was on every character you will ever play, you would probably try your best in that role, no half-assed Nicolas Cage BS where he can do something as awesome as Adaptation and follow it up with Ghost Rider. Like think about it, that movie COULD have been SOOOO fantastic, the fucking bad-ass story practically writes itself. HOW did they manage to fuck that up? well, if his main character was Nick, maybe it could have turned out better.
Remember he's just an example, pretty much all of Hollywood works like this. i'll give it a little extra effort if you throw in a couple more million. Fuck. These people are professionals.
Imma fuck up T-Swift.
-Acorned.
Scorned Acorns Yesterday was Tuesday, Today is Wednesday
Partyin’, partyin’
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to the weekend
Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today is Friday, Friday
We we we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today
Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes afterwards
I don’t want this weekend to end
What the fuck? I can hardly tell if this is a parody or a real song. I just don't get it.
The video starts out innocently enough with a tearaway calander counting down the week. Why does it have to say shit like Tuesday's Gone With the Wind or I am Thursday's Child? Whatever it doesn't fuckin' matter.
I was under the impression auto-tune could make anyone sound like they have some semblance of a singing voice. Apparently, not so.
About 30 seconds into the video, she starts singing about catching the bus, then her friends roll up "kickin' in the front seat, sittin' in the back seat". After a few forced gestures of friendship by the crew in the car, she says "gotta make my mind up, which seat can I take" ...and ends up in bitch. Buddy driving the car is a baller though.
"I got this, you got this, my friend is by my right, eh"
I should have just copy and pasted all the lyrics here and let them speak for themselves.
Who the fuck is the rapper in this video anyways? That guy must be hurtin' for a fan-base.
Monday, March 14, 2011
Scorned Acorns and Armie Hams
A few hours ago I was browsing the web and came across the name Armie Hammer. Short for Armand Hammer. What a sweet name. Found out he is in The Social Network. So I watched it. The movie wasn't half bad, but fuck that guy. Fuckin' Winklevii.
Sunday, March 13, 2011
Monday, March 7, 2011
Scorned Acorns vs the mustache
Ok i have to ask, what happened to the legitimacy of mustaches?
In the past, they were both stylish and respectful.
But now they have stooped to a level where only those who are willing to have their rear-ends filled by twenty other mustache-clad menzaniers can be seen as proper bearers of the haired lip.
Prime time example would be Tom Selleck:
Look at this man, his badassery clearly does not come into question when staring at this photo, like why does he have an unplugged cord-phone on the beach? His mustache answers: It does not matter.
His time however is over. The time of a mustache being a prideful display of elegance, charm, and social status is over. The only time we (the revolting youth of today of course) can wield one of these bad boys is if there is some largely accepted reason for growing one. Things like Movember is what I'm talking about here. Why should there be a reason to grow a mustache? why does it have to be referred to as a 'dirty' mustache? why can't we all be Tom Sellecks?
Think about the possibilities for accessories on top of one's look
People could stop looking boring! The comeback of the mustache1 could very well be the emerging of a whole new version of people! HUMAN 2.0 baby!
Think about it, we could all clink glasses in the bar and sop up the remaining beer-suds off our top lips together as we chuckle to the tingling feeling the girls will soon be experiencing as they get a chance to be re-entered into the far off land of kissable sensations.
Point being:
Mustaches are never dirty or stupid. They are style! style points will be awarded to ANYONE who wears one. I mean come on, don't we know that Gunther would not have the same cult following if he didn't have his proudly on display.
-Acorned.
1 Or is it moustache? i grew up spelling it like this but my autocorrect is claiming otherwise.
In the past, they were both stylish and respectful.
But now they have stooped to a level where only those who are willing to have their rear-ends filled by twenty other mustache-clad menzaniers can be seen as proper bearers of the haired lip.
Prime time example would be Tom Selleck:
His time however is over. The time of a mustache being a prideful display of elegance, charm, and social status is over. The only time we (the revolting youth of today of course) can wield one of these bad boys is if there is some largely accepted reason for growing one. Things like Movember is what I'm talking about here. Why should there be a reason to grow a mustache? why does it have to be referred to as a 'dirty' mustache? why can't we all be Tom Sellecks?
Think about the possibilities for accessories on top of one's look
Think about it, we could all clink glasses in the bar and sop up the remaining beer-suds off our top lips together as we chuckle to the tingling feeling the girls will soon be experiencing as they get a chance to be re-entered into the far off land of kissable sensations.
Mustaches are never dirty or stupid. They are style! style points will be awarded to ANYONE who wears one. I mean come on, don't we know that Gunther would not have the same cult following if he didn't have his proudly on display.
-Acorned.
1 Or is it moustache? i grew up spelling it like this but my autocorrect is claiming otherwise.
Tuesday, March 1, 2011
Scorned Acorns and #2 is some Cody Simpson kid
So, believe it or not I was up all night last night. Wouldn't have been so bad had I not come across each of the following five faces at some point:
Fairly straight forward I should imagine. Basically, fuck Nancy Grace.
2. Who the fuck is this Cody Simpson kid?
Cody Simpson eh. Huh. First it was whatshisface pluckin' the Biebz out of Stratford. Now it's Flo Rida backing up this smug looking Aussie fuck on Family Channel. FC, how you have slipped. Radio Free Roscoe, what happened to ye?
3. How you still annoy me Kimmy Gibbler
Kimmy Gibbler, did anyone appreciate your role on Full House?
4. "Ding-Ding"
Crazy Frog, fuck off. Axel F used to be a sweet song. Beverly Hills Cop never asked for this shit.
5. Elmer the Safety Elephant
L'elmer l'éléphant prudent. Not sure how I came across this, but I did. It didn't really annoy me besides the fact I read the entire site in French because I didn't realize I had the option of an English page. I know a good 15, perhaps 20 total words in French. Needless to say, I didn't learn much.
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