Scorned Acorns keeps it brief

Old socks and underpants. Fuck me. Why can't there be biodegradable disposable versions that come in packs of 365? I'd buy that shit. Wear that new sock feeling all fucking day. Wear it. Love it. Not happening though. Instead I come home with socks practically crusty from sweat, and gotta smell that shit once the old shoes pop off. What am I gonna do, keep that shit on all day? In my own house? Fuck no, gotta be shoeless on the ol' carpets.

It would save the loads too, laundry that is. 

-Acorned

Scorned acorns is slightly unhappy with regards to 9-5

Why can't that shit be 9-3, with mondays off. Seriously, careers are a waste. Someone needs to contact Mr. Government right away and let them know this shit should by no means be standard, or usual, or whatever. Three day weekends. That shit doesn't come often enough

It would also help in the remake of this classy sombitch. I'd see that shit on broadway if I had a three day weekend.
-Acorned.