Scorned Acorns severe lack of scorn.

People's lack of respect for how fucking awesome fuzzy car dice bugs me.
These dice have more purpose hanging on a rearview than anything these people will contribute to the earth in the whole of their combined existence and contributions to the ozone. These people are the kind of people who keep a clean car, these are the kind of people who don't smoke cigarettes, and these are the kind of people (why does it always come to this?) who drink: Bottled Water.

This version of human being is really a major concern and the thought of it has been floating about in my brain for the past two weeks so much so that i haven't even been able to begin a post here on the acorn.

Naturally, I was confused at first as to why i couldn't get anything out of my brain but i do think i now have figured it all out.

PLASTICS.

Two weeks ago (approximately around the last time i posted) I went to school equipped with (for the first time in my life) a prepared nalgene refillable beverage container filled with water.

I now believe the rumors are true, and anyone drinking from these for lack of better word-plastics- is losing brain cells at an alarming swift rate, not to mention their faith in humanity seems to be at all time highs according to this chart right here:

I rest my case.

Stay angry
-Acorned.

Scorned Acorns and some random, unnecessary list of bottled water

First, let me pose a question:

Does water have a distinct flavour?

If you answered no, fuck you.
Clearly, although subtle, there is some essence registering on my taste buds. Hell, I will even go so far as to say I don't enjoy some water (but for the most part water is water):

Dasani, you can fuck right off.
Aquafina, I can go without you, but your shit ain't half bad.
Pure Life, I will drink you and enjoy you always.
Fiji, why you so 'spensive?
Evian, we seem to rarely cross paths, and I have no valid reason as to why.
Culligan, there is so much of you and it is so damn good.
Dannon, stick to yogurt. Actually forget your yogurt too.
Costco, 24 for the price of 12 Dasani. Fuck you Dasani

Ever notice how those same people are (probably) the first to jump after a bite of watermelon or bean sprout and say "meh, this isn't that good, its too watery" ...or some bullshit like that

I didn't know who Paddington Bear is until just now, but I bet he falls into this category. I take that back, he seems cool.
-acorned