Scorned Acorns vs Wisdom Teeth

See those things coming in from behind? YEAH, wisdom teeth baby.
Hey, guess what else, THEY ARE NATURAL.
Humans tend to grow these things after being alive for a little while.
Twenty-First Century humans tend to grow these things, get freaked out, yank them, and then complain about the pain because there are two gaping holes where they once were. But hey, good thing you avoided all that unnecessary pressure that was no doubt going to eventually push on the rest of your teeth because your jaw isn't capable of handling something it has been growing for a couple millennium. Sounds like a cash grab to me, but it would appear that most people actually get worried if you tell them you still have yours.
"you know that your teeth are gonna get crooked and hurt right?"
Well, when and if that happens I'll deal with it, kind of like how I expect to deal with old age and other NATURAL sensations in life.
I'm not sure if i've made any sense up until this point, so i figure this is a perfect moment to segue into this:

wat.

I found this while doing research on this wisdom teeth topic. Yes, we at Scorned Acorns internet sleuth before posting, and this is sometimes what we are given in return for our hard work.
What the fuck does a cat have to do with wisdom teeth.
And why is it brushing its teeth with a toothbrush?
And why is the internet plagued with these sorts of images. Everyone makes fun of cat photos on the internet, but they still seem to appear in throngs.
I imagine there must be like two guys in a basement somewhere taking photos of their grandma's cats in non-cat positions and posting them online thinking they will lead the revolution against the government's oppressive ways in lieu to cats.

What?
I keep losing my train of thought.
Too much background noise.

-Acorned