Our Silly Attempt

Saturday, January 28, 2012

Scorned Acorns on Anonymous Comments

We recently received a comment:

"How much to buy?"

by an anonymous donor.

Why thank you, we here at Scorned Acorns appreciate any and all feedback, and would love to sell, whatever it is we are selling. Unfortunately, it appears you have failed to leave a mailing address, and/or your credit card info in order for us to bill you for it. I figure about 75 dollars in rolled Turkish Lira will do. or dew. You may send us 75 L of mountain dew if that is your chosen currency of course, however I'll have to check the refrigerator space here at the Scorned Acorns headquarters, as that it may not all fit unless I throw out some old moldy ground beef which i was planning on creating chili with a couple days ago.

Looking forward to our business deal,
-Acorned.

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