Scorned acorns: Electronic Banking and how we all suck.

One of the biggest regrets in my life (as far as a purchases that I've made goes) is probably Buying the Monopoly Electronic Banking Version.

Am I really that lazy?? Seriously, FUCK.

Is counting colourful and playful money really so much of a hassle!? I mean ... YOU'RE PLAYING MONOPOLY! You're going to be seated exactly where you are for at least 1-3 hours. The least you could do is count your own God damn money... But know lets just sit there and swipe a stupid card into this stupid machine and let it thrill us with its 6 second"extremely" realistic interpretation of what a card going through sounds like.

CHING CHING FRAP FRAP FRAP FRAP CHING CHING BEEP BOOP BEEP"

Okay okay... your right, throwing a dice and counting what they read is probably enough counting for one day.

But you do realize tt's only going to be a matter of time before they come out with some stupid button you press in the middle of the board and it will tell you how many spaces to move, or maybe even do it for you. That way you can just sit there and talk while monopoly play's with itself, You'll actually be able to leave the house, come back and brag to all your friends because you just kicked there ass at monopoly.

Next up, Scrabble:the illiterate version...

Do math! please!

-Acorned.