Scorned Acorns tossing and turning

Okay, so fuck small blankets. I don't understand the reason for having a blanket that doesn't fully envelop my entire body with fabric to spare. Blankets should never be the reason for nightlong struggles:

Hmm, damn. My feet are a bit chilly. They seem to be poking out from 'neath the blanket. Lets go ahead and scoop them up.

...a few minutes pass

Oh my, quite nipply. Lets get this blanket back up all nice and cozy under my chin where it should be.

...a few more uncomfortable minutes drag by

Fuck this.

Fuck your shitty small blanket.