So the human race has been around for a little while now. And thanks to Darwin and a few other capably-minded bozos we have figured out that over time we as a whole evolve. People say it is always for the better, and when we guess what futuristic aliens look like they appear with large heads to hold their giant brains and minuscule muscles as being a big dude has become obsolete.
So if this is the 'for the better', my question to the earth is this:
Why have we not yet evolved in such a fashion that would make waking up an easier chore?
It seems many other species of earth can wake up at the drop of the pin and be ready for the incoming threat that surrounds us, ( maybe an alien invasion ) but here I am trying to wake up in the morning just to get to class or to work and its like a four hour ordeal of smacking snooze buttons and running around the room to find hidden alarms only to fall back to sleep. Honestly I understand that we don't really need to fear a constant threat but my god it would be nice for someone to walk into my dreams of anna kournikova spanking me with a tennis racket and say, "Yo man, its time to get up right now." and poof eyes open and ready to go. Seriously humans, get better.
Waking up.
-Acorned.
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