Scorned Acorns: "We found Rob."

Alright, so thanks to some crazy 4chan-like internet sleuthing shit we discovered the true identity of "Rob".

No he is not from the united states, as we first had believed.
No he is not Rob Schnieder (fuck spelling that name correctly.)
No he is not the first picture of the google image search 'rob'
No he is not the kind of person we need to worry about.

we found him lying in a depressed lump atop our roommates bed.
He is in fact, one of our roommates.
Never before would I have suspected him to have a google account.
Never before have I ever felt more hate to anyone in the history of mankind.
He doesn't even deserve a description.
All I will say on the 'rob' matter is:

Fuck.

-Acorned.