Scorned Acorns: "Dude, I got it"

To people who say they got it, when they definitely didn't have it: fuck you.

"Got it? We can stop for thirty seconds so this fridge doesn't come flying down two flights of stairs with me in tow"

"Yeah man, I'm good don't worry"...

As you and your fridge careen down two flights of stairs

Really not much more to say here.

While we are on the topic though, same goes for jokes, stories and wit infused memoirs.

"Two penguins were in a bathtub, one said 'hey, pass the soap' and the other said 'what do I look like? A Toaster?'"

....."Get it?"

"Yeah man, lolz I got that shit"

(shit eating grin and awkward, confused sway)

Get it?

-acorned